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[Daryl]

TGC got cold feet. They saw Yodas and Teds video's and knew they were in way over their heads.

It's not a serious show. It's supposed to be a fun show.

Guest: So, how can I keep the ball lower when hitting into the wind?

Instructor: Lower the Tee and the Ball will go lower.

Guest: Wow, what a great idea. I never thought of that.


OR;

Guest: So, how can I keep the ball lower when hitting into the wind?

Yoda: Relocate the Ball aft in your Stance and re-adjust your 10-2-B grip for straight-away-flight. Then apply a Horizontal Hinge so as not to amplify lift and remember to trace the base line of the Inclined plane because the plane of the center of gravity orbit is steeper than normal. Now remember, the Right Forearm Angle of Approach should return to your Fixed Alignment.

Guest: Ok, does that mean?

Yoda: Ya, Tee the Ball Lower.

Guest: Wow, what a great idea. I never thought of that.

(hey Yoda, ya know I'm just kidding.. You wouldn't say Center of gravity orbit. You would have said: "Sweetspot Plane" )

[Yoda]

(hey Yoda, ya know I'm just kidding..

You wouldn't say Center of gravity orbit. You would have said: "Sweetspot Plane" )

You give me too much credit. I'm still puzzling over this gem from the Palacios-Jansen video:

"Clubhead speed is what helps us hit the ball far and get distance."

"I did not know that!"

-- Johnny Carson